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The Escaflowne Sue Report
Because "being from the Mystic Moon!!" has lost it's luster...
Created on 2004-02-18 10:58:57 (#2254515), last updated 2006-05-01
79 comments received, 36 comments posted
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Wondering just how many times Van and Hitomi had to do "IT" to spawn so many children? Why didn't Allen screw pimp fall in love with one of the 2 remaining Austria princesses instead of choosing a random girl just because she was pretty (Allen is not that horny mind you) And would Dilandau really come back, just to fall in love with a girl because she thinks, "He's ToTaLlY hAwt!!!111~~~" If you haven't figured it out by now, you're at the Mary Sue/Gary Stu journal for the anime Escaflowne.
Aww, are you an author of one of these suchatrocities stories? You're probably mad at me now, but guess what? Since you posted it on the big old internet, it's for everyone to point and snicker at see. It's not like I'm claiming credit for it (GODS, not that at all!), I'm just posting it as reference to inform others of the horror that is Mary Sue, with your name of course just so it's considered legal. If you still don't like it, I'll play the world's smallest violin and give you some cheese to go with that vino whine. In other words, no matter how you much you bitch, the verdict STAYS. Might as well check out
oc_analysis while you're at it to save yourself from future ridicule.
Ahem, now, for everybody else, if you find a sue that you want to report, just comment with a link to it. Though I doubt I need much help looking through ff.net's esca section >_<;;
Rating System: (from good to awful)
- Drinkable Piscus Juice (Pretty good, if you're thirsty)
- Sour Piscus Juice (Too sour for safe consumption)
- Spilled Piscus Juice (What a waste of webspace)
- Rotten Piscus Juice (Van wouldn't even touch this with a 6 foot pole)
Other Sue Reports:
anunspiritedsue - Spirited Away
dot_hack_sues - Dot Hack
evangelionsues - Evangelion
furuba_sues - Fruits Basket
fushigisues - Fushigi Yugi
fushigiyuugisue - Fushigi Yugi 2
gundamsues - Gundam Wing
gunsmoke_sues - Trigun and Cowboy Bebop
inuyashasues - Inu Yasha
lotrsues - Lord of the Rings
marysues - Mary Sue community
outlawsues - Outlaw Star
pikasues - Pokemon
potcsues - Pirates of the Caribbean
pottersues - Harry Potter
sailormoonsues - Sailor Moon
xmensues - X-men
ygosues - Yugi Oh
Other helpful sites:
~ Mary Sue Classifications
~ Guide to the Sue in the Field
~ Writer's University
Aww, are you an author of one of these such
Ahem, now, for everybody else, if you find a sue that you want to report, just comment with a link to it. Though I doubt I need much help looking through ff.net's esca section >_<;;
Rating System: (from good to awful)
- Drinkable Piscus Juice (Pretty good, if you're thirsty)
- Sour Piscus Juice (Too sour for safe consumption)
- Spilled Piscus Juice (What a waste of webspace)
- Rotten Piscus Juice (Van wouldn't even touch this with a 6 foot pole)Other Sue Reports:
Other helpful sites:
~ Mary Sue Classifications
~ Guide to the Sue in the Field
~ Writer's University
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allen schezar, alseides, amano, anti-mary sue, bad fic, balgus, canon, celena schezar, chid, dilandau albatou, dornkirk, dryden fassa, eries aston, escaflowne, folken fanel, gaddess, gary stu, goau fanel, guymelef, hitomi kanzaki, jajuka, marlene aston, mary sue, mary sues, merle, millerna aston, mole man, natal, schezarade, the crusade crew, the dragon slayers, the snail, van fanel, varie fanel, vionne, yukari
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