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Saturday, November 7th, 2009
pottersues
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4:19p
Let the OOCness continue!
Thanks to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) blazzano for sending in this Sue!
TITLE: Ginny Weasley: Supervixen
PERPETRATOR: thebartender713
SUE-O-METER:  (toxic)
FULL NAME: Ginny Weasley
SPECIES: Supervixen?
HAIR: red
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a "maple, with Dragon Heartstring as the core","Black knee high combat-like boots, a short black pleated skirt (for extreme freedom of movement), a black tank top and black outer robes", a second wand: "ebony with phoenix feather", and then Harry's wand.
ORIGIN: Harry is killed, Hermione refuses to fight because she'd rather be "a crooked politician", a pregnant Ginny goes in to take on Voldemort. The ceiling crashes in, he dies and she is in a coma for seven months. When she wakes up she takes charge of her care, and denies access to anyone who might be reporting to Hermione.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Hermione was going to use Exavier Potter as a tool to stay in government. So, Ginny had the baby in secret and then sent it away to India to live. Ginny pretended that a transfigured pillow was her stillborn son. Hermione doesn't believe her, of course. After she rehabilitates from her coma and pregnancy, she leaves to go find Voldemort. She wants him to be the "outlet for her rage".
SPECIAL ABILITIES: A "powerful" witch.
NOTES: Annnnddd I stopped reading when it got to the scene with Draco. I was just too squicked. The end.
( The Suethor and pstibbons should have a canon-sue showdown. )
current mood:  nauseated
current music: Stunned silence
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Friday, November 6th, 2009
pottersues
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12:07a
TITLE: The Demon Lord
PERPETRATOR: Dark Dragen
SUE-O-METER: (toxic)
FULL NAME: Harry Potter, the Demon Lord. LMAO! I'm picturing skinny little Harry as a demon!
SPECIES: demon
HAIR: red
EYES: He doesn't need glasses anymore. "his eye although still green, had a hint of red in them"
MARKINGS: black wings, muscles, "his facial features were now more defined and better looking", his scar is gone.
POSSESSIONS: a "Power Ritual book" that he uses to unlock his demon powers.
ORIGIN: Typical "Woe" backstory complete with abusive uncle!
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Hates everyone. The pairing at ff.net says he'll be with Daphene Greengrass.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Super-hot. Can change how he looks and his gender at will.
NOTES: A penis that is "now thicker and about nine inches long". I'm imaging Genoa Salami size. He'll clearly need some sort of supportive device. A male must have written this story, hands and giant penis down.
( Funniest thing I have ever read. EVER. )
current mood:  giggly
current music: PDA - Backstreet Boys
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Thursday, November 5th, 2009
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009
Monday, October 5th, 2009
pottersues
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10:33p
TITLE: Descent from the Heavens Here is the Rewrite.
PERPETRATOR: invisible-gurl
SUE-O-METER:  (bad)
FULL NAME: Aisha
SPECIES: wind goddess
HAIR: "waist length wavy golden blond hair"
EYES: "clear emerald eyes"
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: nothing as of yet.
ORIGIN: Is being exiled from heaven, and wants to help the mortals.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Loves Remus Lupin. Dumbledore gets her to join the Order.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Immortal
NOTES: Sparklypoo! I love you!
( Please don't use emoticons in your prose )
current mood:  content
current music: CTV Newsnet
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Monday, November 2nd, 2009
Sunday, October 4th, 2009
pottersues
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6:18p
Thanks to Abbydsnail for this Sue!
TITLE: Forced Life
PERPETRATOR: ShiroTears-and-KuroiRoses
SUE-O-METER: (bad)
FULL NAME: Sammy "Shiro"
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none described
POSSESSIONS: a screech owl named "Ash", "a pair of jeans and an oversized black T-shirt".
ORIGIN: Raises her younger brother, is the breadwinner in her family because her father is an alcoholic.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She tells the Marauders that she can't be in the group anymore, and then is saddened when she doesn't receive letters begging her to stay. But then they all show up at her door. She is going to be paired with Sirius.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: an animagus: "a great white wolf".
NOTES: This is pure wish-fullfilment.
( l. )
current mood:  dorky
current music: Smallville
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Saturday, October 3rd, 2009
pottersues
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10:10p
Link of the Day: It's time to Rock the Boat! The Dark Mark's NaNoShip challenge has been launched! It's a lot of fun! I challenge any minion to participate. When you do, send me the link and your validated story will be featured as "Link of the Day"!
TITLE: The Other One Who Lived
PERPETRATOR: Neville_Is_My_Hero
SUE-O-METER:  (okay)
FULL NAME: Melinda Potter
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: red?
EYES: "my father’s jet blue eye"
MARKINGS: "looks exactly" like Lily.
POSSESSIONS: a "seekoscope"
ORIGIN: She is Harry's younger twin sister. She was raised in Chicago by her "Aunt Rose and Uncle Ratclilff". She learns that Harry exists when she visits Godric's Hallow.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Spies the Weasleys about to enter The Leaky Cauldron. She is going to meet Harry, and she is going to be paired with Ron.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: A rebellious, curious nature.
NOTES: Why is she American? Was was it important to the plot? It's not. In seven books we only see American wizarding folk at the Quidditch World Cup.
( This is going to bode well. )
current mood: crappy
current music: CafeWorld
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Saturday, October 31st, 2009
Friday, October 30th, 2009
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nauseated
crazy
nostalgic
curious
chipper
drained
aggravated