The Escaflowne Sue Report ([info]escaflownesues) wrote,
@ 2005-06-02 00:51:00
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Hello my lovies; missed me? I was originally going to just let this journal remain dead, but Mary Sues are a type of evil that does not sleep. Like Wal-mart.

Title: Demon Draconian
Author Miscreant: Aurora-Yoru (Though in her info she says her name is "Aurora Daisuke"...oh god, she's not one of those people who change their name every time they see a new anime, are they? I thought my brother was the only one.)
Rating:
Rotten Piscus Juice (In it's defense, though I don't know why I'm defending it, it was just Spilled Piscus Juice until the third chapter)

Character's Name: Three guesses, and the first two don't count.
Species: A "Demon Draconian", d-uhhhhhhh!
Hair Color: "midnight black hair"
Eye Color: "deep blood red"
Special Possessions: A black Dragonslayer uniform that Folken forces her to wear. Ya know, just in case being a female spawn of hell doesn't make her different enough.
Annoying Origin: Folken created her?! Why do most Sue authors give Folken a bad name (especially those who like Dilandau)?!
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: In spurt of unoriginality, Folken makes her a female Dragonslayer, because OMGWTFBBQ THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!!111asfkldjkhkj!!! And of course, she makes the other Dragonslayers look like complete and utter pussies...

...no comment. *coughs*
Annoying Special Abilities: Well, why don't we just let Miss Sue explain this herself, shall we?

"I am the perfect warrior. The ultimate weapon. I am three times as fast as a normal human being, three times as strong. I have triple the edurance, I know how to use every weapon I touch, even if its the first time I have seen it. If I am beaten, when I heal I am twice as strong as I was before and two times as hard to kill. I feel no pain, and I feel no remorse for those I have killed in what you humans would call, cold blood."

...well, damn. Give the girl a cookie that says "no one gives a fuck" >D
Other Annoying Traits: Does existing count? I'm pretty sure it does.

Favorite parts from story:

"Let's get the thing then leave. This place gives me the creeps." A Zaibach soldier said to his partner. Although he didn't voice it, he felt the same way. They were in the deepest dungeons of the Zaibach Empire, not even rats go down here anymore. All because of what they were ordered to retrieve. What Emperor Dornkirk called the "Ultimate Weapon". They reached the cell they were told to go too, and looked inside. They were shocked. What they saw was a normal looking girl chained up to the wall in every possible way. Not even a dragon could get out of something like that. She had midnight black hair but they couldn't see her eyes as they were closed. The two soldier went inside. The girl didn't move. One of the soldiers poked her with the end of his sword. The girl still didn't move. The soldiers looked at each other.

"You think she's dead?" One asked nervously.

"No, she is most definetly not dead." A chilling voice said behind them. They whipped around, then saluted the figure.

"Lord Folken" They chorused. Folken nodded to them. Then, the soldier that poked the girl spoke up.

"Are you sure she's not dead, sir? She didn't react when I poked her with my sword." He stated. Folken chuckled.

'If you are not certain, then look at her." As the two men turned around, his eyes went to the girl. "Wake up, Aurora." He ordered. Aurora didn't move for a while then slowly lifted up her head. Folken gestured to her with his head. "Free her." He commanded. The soldiers did as they were told. Aurora collapsed to the floor. Folken's eyes turned hard as ice as he said in a comanding voice "Get up." Aurora slowly got up, staggering, her legs not used to her body's weight. Then, before the two soldiers could blink, she quickly shoved both her hands threw them. When she removed her hands from their corpses, they slowly fell to the ground. Aurora calmly walked out of the cell, like nothing had every happened and stopped in front of Folken. She paused for a moment then lifted her head and opened her eyes. They were deep blood red.

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I had to reread that twice, because, silly me, when I read " her hands threw them", I thought she physically picked them up. When I realized the Sue Author meant through, all was right. Well, not really, because this story still exists, but you know what I mean.

And on another note, whenever authors use weird ways to make dividers, it amuses me. I remember another story which had dividers composed of the letter O, and I had to resist the urge to sing "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" every time I saw them.

Oh, and it's much, much, MUCH too easy to touch on the "Ultimate Weapon" part.


"Attack harder and faster, Shesta. Your not going to kill your enemy with a pathetic attack like that." The cutting voice of the DragonSlayers commander snapped. Shesta nodded. He charged toward Dallet with more force then before, knocking him off balance. Shesta grinned then realized he went too far and tripped over the fallen Dallet. Before he could get up, a hand hit his face. Shesta looked up from the ground to see his commander standing over him, looking furious. He flinched at the thought of his punishment for such a stupid mistake. Dilandau lifted him up by the collar.

"What was that! Do you think you can get away with something like that on the battlefield!" He screamed into Shesta's face. He lifted his hand to strike Shesta again when the sound of the training room door creaking open reached his ears. Dilandau's head whipped to the door, where Folken and a young woman stood. The woman caught his attention because of her black hair that seemed to suck in the surrounding light and because he couldn't see her eyes. He dropped Shesta, who scrambled to get out of striking distance. Dilandau looked defiantly at Folken, then smirked.

"Well, what a pleasant surprise, Lord Folken." He stressed the two words to show that he despised saying those words but had to.

'Yes, I'm sure it is, Dilandau. Now, I came here to tell you that this girl will be joining the DragonSlayers" Folken said with a smirk, knowing Dilandau would be furious. And he was right. Dilandau was almost as angry as when Van Fanel had cut his face and gave him the scar he now had.

"WHAT!" He screamed. The DragonSlayers flinched at his volumne. Ohhhh, was he pissed! Folken just smirked even more.

"You heard me. This girl is now a DragonSlayer." He said calmly. Dilandau was about to just give up and submit to his everlasting desire to kill Folken right there and then. He couldn't believe that a girl was supposed to be one of his famous DragonSlayers. The best group of men that Dornkirk had going for him. Before he could retaliate though, Folken turned around and left the training room. Everyone was silent for they knew, if they spoke right now, they would most likely be taking Folkens' place 6 feet under. Dilandau looked furiously to the girl that was now under his command. He then smirked evilly. This could have it's advantages.

"What is your name, girl?" he asked in a teasing tone. The girl spoke silently but her voice scared the DragonSlayers more then Dilandau did.

"Aurora" She said with no emotion. Dilandau's smirk faded a little. What was with this chick? She even gave him the creeps. He walked up to her. Aurora didn't react, keeping her eyes closed and to the ground. Dilandau's fury rose with this.

"Look at your commander when he askes you a question" he said loudly. She still didn't react. Dilandau was beyond furious. 'How dare she ignore me!' he thought angrily. He slapped her. She just lifted her head and opened her eyes. Dilandau almost gasped. It looked like her eyes were bleeding. 'What is the matter with this girl! First, she acts like I'm not even there, then she acts like a slap that would have downed one of my DragonSlayers was a love tap!' He thought nervously. He had a feeling that this girl would be the source of many problems in the future...


Well, at least the author kept Dilandau's male chauvinistic attitude; I guess it would be too much to ask for punctuation as well. OR A HALF-DECENT STORY.

"Well, let's see what you can do, girl" Dilandau said. He went to go get her a sword, Aurora following. He reached the armoury and got a sword that was almost too heavy for even him. Dilandau handed her the sword and she picked it up easily. Dilandau was even more intrigued but at the same time a little creeped out. 'What is this girl?' he wondered. He lead the way back to the training rooms were Aurora imediately went to the mats, as if knowing what test he was going to give her. Dilandau pointed to GuimelSheepboy (I'm sorry, but it was too easy)

"You. You will fight her, then we will see what made Folken think he could place a girl on my DragonSlayers. But, remember, this is a non-killing fight. So don't hurt her too bad, Guimel" he said with a smirk. Guimel nodded then walked to the mats. He was surprised to see Aurora had no armour. 'This is going to be all too easy. One scratch and she will probably drop the sword and start crying' he thought, sighing.

"Go"Dilandau said. Guimel didn't waste time. He charged at Aurora, who just stood there like nothing was happening. Guimel started to get cocky. 'She probably doesn't even know how to use a sword' he thought with a smirk. He lifted his sword to strike just beside her when she ducked down so fast he almost couldn't see her. She used the hilt to jab his stomach and then elbowed him, making him fly to the end of the mat. The match was over almost before it even started. Everyone in the room was shocked into silence and all their mouths were through the floor. Dallet and Shesta snapped out of it to help their fallen comrade. Aurora just stood, exactly where she was before, in exactly the same position, giving off a certain innocence. Anyone who walked into the room would never guess that this seemingly harmless girl could take down one of Dilandau's best DragonSlayers. Dilandau himself was stunned. 'What the hell! Either we need to train more or this girl is way more than she looks!' Dilandau thought frantically. Then he jerked his head toward the mats were Aurora stood, waiting.

"Gatti. Your next." Dilandau said with a silent threat in his voice. Gatti knew that if he didn't fight this girl then he would have to deal with Dilandau later. At this point he didn't know which was worse. He gulped then walked to the mats. Aurora just stood there in her chilling silence and calmness. Dilandau looked determined for this girl to be beaten.

"Go" He said with more interest than last time. Gatti, unlike Guimel, decided to wait for her instead of him going to her. It didn't make a difference. Almost like she read his mind, she charged foreward faster than he was prepared for. She disarmed him then punched his face sending him off the mat. It seemed she know exactly what each Slayer was going to do before they even did it and knew exactly how much strength to use to hurt them but not kill them, for Gatti was sure now. Aurora could kill all of them before they could draw out their swords, but didn't for some reason. He was dragged off to heal by Dallet and Shesta. Dilandau was furious. (Aurora-Yoru: He seems to be getting mad alot doesn't he?) One girl had beaten two off his best 'Slayers before they could even realize what was happening.

"What the hell are you!" He screamed. Aurora didn't answer for a while then said softly with venom in her voice "Ask Folken", then went to put away her sword. Dilandau was so mad that he didn't realize that she had spoken to him disrespectfully. He stormed out of the training hall to Folken's office. He slammed his hands on the desk then screamed "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GIRL! SHE BEAT TWO OF MY BEST DRAGONSLAYERS BEFORE THEY COULD EVEN FIGHT BACK! WHAT SECRETS ARE YOU HIDING, FOLKEN!" Folken camly chuckled.

"Oh, she could do more then beat just two of your 'Slayers, Dilandau. She could beat all of them at once without even breaking a sweat and without a second thought." He turned to the wall, silently laughing. "With two words, she could kill all of us before the alarm could be sounded." he sounded smug about this. Dilandau knew Folken wouldn't lie about something like this but he had major doubts.


Pssst, Sue author. Yeah I'm talking to you, because it's already been established that this a self-insertion: There's a little thing called modesty; look into it.

"Never suggest that I am human." She snarled showing sharpened teeth. Then she closed her eyes again and huge bat wings as dark as her midnight hair came out of her back.When she opened her eyes again, the pupils had stretched and retracted, making them look like cat eyes. Her normal looking yet slightly sharp finger nails grew into claws that could easily slice a human in half. Her ears stretched and grew into a point. All in all, it was a terrifying sight. Dilandau's mouth dropped in horror.

"Folken, what have you created?" he whispered. Folken's evil laugh reached his ears. He turned to see him looking at him with a deranged look in his eyes.


Seriously Folken, why? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!! Oh, and the author's note at the end of Chapter Two made me snort:

Anywho...I know Dilandau's a little OOC, but wouldn't you be terrified if you saw something like that?

Of course! Sues can either strike fear or lust in any men, sometimes both!

It was almost time for the party and Dilandau was waiting impatiently for Aurora. 'Where is she!' he thought. Then, she walked out of her room and Dilandau's eyes nearly went 'pop'. She was wearing a gown that was, strangely white, and a shawl that was also white. Her long black hair was in a bun but it still showered down her back. She had gold eyeshadow on, which made her eyes look even more red than they were. The dress was very intricate, and form fitting until the waist. Then it flared out to make it look like she was gliding instead of walking. All in all, Dilandau nearly made the Vione a flying drool foutain instead of a flying fortress. Aurora waited for Dilandau to stop gawking and when he didn't she scowled, then gently hit him over the head. He snapped out of his daze and rubbed his head.

"OW!" he exclaimed. The corner's of Aurora's mouth went up in a slight smile, but it was gone so fast Dilandau thought he imagined it.

"Then don't gawk like an idiot" She answered then turned to the direction of the Great Hall. Dilandau quickly caught up to her and put her arm on his. She looked up with a confused look. He turned away from her.

"It's custom. If you have a d-...um aquantance you do this." he said with a slight blush. Aurora just shrugged and looked forward. They reached the hall and walked in. All converstions where cut off as they did. They both scowled at the same time and ignored everyone around them. The party quickly started again but now it was filled with whispers of Dilandau and his new girl. (Aurora: Heehee...)They started dancing to the song that was playing. It was a more up-beat song and they knew they would have fun dancing to it. (Aurora: The song is Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows. I think it really relates to this and I just plain like the song. Enjoy!)

Oh no, you didn't...

"So, she said 'What's the problem baby?'

What's the problem? I don't know

Well maybe I'm in love (love)

Think about it, everytime I think about it

Can't stop thinkin' 'bout it

How much longer will it take to cure this?

Just to cure it 'cause I can't ignore it if it's love (love)

Well fuck, she did.

Makes me wanna turn around and face me

But I don't know nothin' 'bout love

C'mon, c'mon

Turn a little faster

C'mon, c'mon

The world will follow after

C'mon, c'mon

Because everybody's after love

Okay, you can stop now.

So, I said I'm a snowball runnin'

Runnin' down into the spring that's comin'

All this love

Meltin' under blue skies

Beltin' out sunlight

Shimmering love

Well, baby, I surrender

To the strawberry ice cream

Never ever end of all this love

Well, I didn't mean to do it

But there's no escaping your love

These lines of lightning

Mean we're never alone

Never alone, no, no

C'mon, c'mon

Move a little closer

C'mon, c'mon

Seriously, I think we've vomited enough already.

I want to hear you whisper

C'mon, c'mon

Settle down inside my love

C'mon, c'mon

Jump a little higher

C'mon, c'mon

If you feel a little lighter

C'mon, c'mon

We were once

Upon a time in love

We're accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

Accidentally in love

FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY, STOP IT NOW

Accidentally in love

Accidentally, I'm in love

I'm in love, I'm in love

I'm in love, I'm in love

I'm in love, accidentally

I'm in love, I'm in love

I'm in love, I'm in love

I'm in love, I'm in love

Accidentally

C'mon, c'mon

Spin a little tighter

C'mon, c'mon

And the worlds a little brighter

C'mon, c'mon

Just get yourself inside her love

Love...I'm in love."


Well, thank god that's over...wait a minute...

"Of course, Lord Folken. It would be my pleasure to sing for you and your" She looked at the other people in disgust" Audiance." She said then left for the stage that was put up for that purpose only. Dilandau watched her go up then looked furiously to Folken. He stared back with a look that said "Say anything and she pays for it" He discreetly showing him the torture device. Dilandau clenched his fists but didn't say anything. Then the lights went out. A spotlight was on the stage and Aurora was in the middle of it. The song started. It was slow and mornful. (Aurora: Its Untitled by Simple Plan.)

"I open my eyes

I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light.

I can't remember how

I can't remember why

I'm lying here tonight

And I can't stand the pain

And I can't make this go away

No I can't stand the pain

How could this happen to me?

I made my mistakes

I've got no where to run

The night goes on

As I am fading away

I'm sick of this life

I just wanna scream

How could this happen to me?

Everybody's screaming

I try to make a sound but no one hears me

I'm slipping off the edge

I'm hanging by a thread

I wanna start this over again

So I try to hold onto a time when

Nothin' mattered and I can't explain

What happened, and I can't

Erase the things that I've done

No I can't

How coudl this happen to me?

I made my mistakes

I've got no where to run

The night goes on

As I am fading away

I'm sick of this life

I just wanna scream

How could this happen to me?

I made my mistakes

I've got no where to run

The night goes on

As I am fading away

I'm sick of this life

I just wanna scream

How could this happen to me?"

The song faded out and Aurora jumped off the stage and ran out of the hall before the people could applaude. Dilandau ran after her. She reached her room and got out the sword that she was given. She unsheathed it and prepared to slice her wrist. Dilandau skidded to a stop at her open door and his eyes widened as he took in what he was seeing. He ran into the room screaming "No! Don't!" but...


*is dead* x_X; Seriously, it hurts. Mommy, make the stupid go away.




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[info]a_leprechaun
2005-06-02 05:30 am UTC (link)
The lyrics just make me want to kill it dead.

And, um, hi. :) Friended you a while ago and didn't realize you were inactive at the time. What a treat to see you suddenly appear on my friends page!
(Treat? Yeah, I'm masochistic like that... friggin' Sues...)

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[info]escaflownesues
2005-06-02 06:18 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I don't why I really came back myself, but I figured some things just had to be done. :|

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[info]maxineofarc
2005-06-02 12:56 pm UTC (link)
I always wonder if the Dilandau-Sues finished the, you know, story.

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[info]catiana_albatou
2005-06-02 02:03 pm UTC (link)
Kill it! Kill it kill it kill it KILL IT!

*ahem*

That feels better.

*huggles the poor Dragonslayers*

(I'm another one who friended you without realising you were inactive at the time...)

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[info]ghostgecko
2005-06-03 01:04 am UTC (link)
So many things, so wrong. Oh, my poor Escaflowne. It was better when you were just a bunch of subtitled VHS tapes and no one knew about you but me . . .

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[info]loobywibble
2005-06-03 03:38 am UTC (link)
Nooooo!
I haven't visited the Esca section for ages, I didn't realise that the Sue population was thriving quite as much as it appears to be... How dare they raid my favourite anime?!
Hair Color: "midnight black hair"
Eye Color: "deep blood red"

Is it weird that I'm having mental images of a Girl!Van/Girl!Dilandau hybrid?
... Holy crap I just remembered about Celena!
I can just tell that poor Van is going to have his arse handed to him by this... thing. Well, at least she's not a Demon Draconian from the Mystic Moon who can see the future, cause then she would have made all the canon characters obsolete.

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