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Monday, May 1st, 2006
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6:59 am
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Good god, I haven't posted in this thing in awhile, but I keep on insisting on torturing myself and in turn you as well. >__<
Title: The LoveErmPloygon (The fact that there's an error in the title makes this real promising. :D)
Author Miscreant: Revan's split personality (Seriously, warning signs are so painfully obvious, but I did not turn away!)
Rating:
 Rotten Piscus Juice (It hurts so bad. >__<)
Character's Name: Alexis
Species: Human Fanbrat-if this isn't a self-insertion, I don't know what is.
Hair Color: Not listed.
Eye Color: "blue"
Special Possessions: Tarot cards and pendant FUCKING A! STOP STEALING HITOMI'S THINGS ASSHATS!
Annoying Origin: I have no clue what hole she popped out from.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: It's only the first chapter, but reading the summary of "what happens when three friends are transported to a world called Gaea and all three have the hotts for about the same guys" makes me want to scream, "RUN VAN! RUN ALLEN! RUN DILANDAU! RUN FOLKEN! RUN MOLEMAN!"
Annoying Special Abilities: Using tarot cards, being rescued by Allen...yeah, I say kicking Hitomi out of her own series.
Other Annoying Traits: The most random inner monologue ever. Seriously. I think it's supposed to be funny, but eww.
There's two other Sues in here (her friends Cassy and Sandra) but I suspect their roles in the story won't become apparent until later. Oh goody. >>
Favorite parts from story:
( OMG SLEEPOVER YAY! )
( Apparently starving children in India have less woe than her )
( Screw Pyschic Friends Network, just call these guys )
( Is dat leik Earth in the sky OH NOES!!1 )
( Haha, see she replaced Hitomi's worrying about her family to the Sue worrying about chocolate! IT'S FUNNY HAHAHAAH! )
( Okay, I'm just glad there was only one chapter of this so far because it hurts )
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| Friday, June 3rd, 2005
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2:53 pm
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One quick one for today; I was going to do a Gary Stu, but this one...this one....*violently shudders*
Title: Sister dear
Author Miscreant: Phoenix Tamer - I love the note in her info: Gender:Could be female could be male hell i could be both Trans-gender much?
Rating:
Rotten Piscus Juice (This is the lowest rating I can give it, but it's deserves so much less.)
Character's Name: Lily McKenzie (Wow, that's such a great Japanese name!)
Species: She's Van and Folken's...sister, so half-draconian?
Hair Color: "bluish/blackish hair"
Eye Color: "maroon"
Special Possessions: Special purple Dragonslayer armour of course!
Annoying Origin: Apparently Varie and Gaou had to have smoked something while copulating to create such a thingchild.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Again, sister to Van and Folken, and the whorelove of the Dragonslayers.
Annoying Special Abilities: Turning Dilandau and the other Dragonslayers into raunchy teenagers whenever she's nearby.
Other Annoying Traits: Another Sue author that thinks making their Sue use the "f-word is so funny!!111" Though I do admit I snorted at the use of "CRAPFUCK!"
Favorite parts from story:
( I love stories that have ultra short first chapters. Okay, I lied. )
( R.I.P. Enter key )
( Think of the low-key Japanese! THINK OF THE LOW-KEY JAPANESE! )
( The horniness begins. )
( Waking up the beast )
( Showdown at Sue Whore Corral )
( Mary Sues even make armour look sexy )
( Pyros in love? )
current mood:  nauseated
current music: In the Rough by Anna Nalick
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| Thursday, June 2nd, 2005
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12:51 am
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Hello my lovies; missed me? I was originally going to just let this journal remain dead, but Mary Sues are a type of evil that does not sleep. Like Wal-mart.
Title: Demon Draconian
Author Miscreant: Aurora-Yoru (Though in her info she says her name is "Aurora Daisuke"...oh god, she's not one of those people who change their name every time they see a new anime, are they? I thought my brother was the only one.)
Rating:
Rotten Piscus Juice (In it's defense, though I don't know why I'm defending it, it was just Spilled Piscus Juice until the third chapter)
Character's Name: Three guesses, and the first two don't count.
Species: A "Demon Draconian", d-uhhhhhhh!
Hair Color: "midnight black hair"
Eye Color: "deep blood red"
Special Possessions: A black Dragonslayer uniform that Folken forces her to wear. Ya know, just in case being a female spawn of hell doesn't make her different enough.
Annoying Origin: Folken created her?! Why do most Sue authors give Folken a bad name (especially those who like Dilandau)?!
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: In spurt of unoriginality, Folken makes her a female Dragonslayer, because OMGWTFBBQ THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!!111asfkldjkhkj!!! And of course, she makes the other Dragonslayers look like complete and utter pussies...
...no comment. *coughs*
Annoying Special Abilities: Well, why don't we just let Miss Sue explain this herself, shall we?
"I am the perfect warrior. The ultimate weapon. I am three times as fast as a normal human being, three times as strong. I have triple the edurance, I know how to use every weapon I touch, even if its the first time I have seen it. If I am beaten, when I heal I am twice as strong as I was before and two times as hard to kill. I feel no pain, and I feel no remorse for those I have killed in what you humans would call, cold blood."
...well, damn. Give the girl a cookie that says "no one gives a fuck" >D
Other Annoying Traits: Does existing count? I'm pretty sure it does.
Favorite parts from story:
( BTW, you have no idea how hard it was to read fixing all the grammatical errors in this story )
( Is it wrong that I can make up sexual overtones from these paragraphs? )
( What da fuck? I don't even know )
( Turn back now if your brain hasn't leaked out of your head already. )
current mood:  groggy
current music: Come Again by m-flo
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| Tuesday, February 24th, 2004
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10:23 pm
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I was to going to report this load of crap story, but just reading the first chapter made me retch and curl up into a fetal position.
Title: Tempest's Story (Well, you got the 'pest' part right...)
Author Miscreant: Night of the Raven (Canon, Nevermore!)
Rating:
 Spilled Piscus Juice
Character's Name: Tempest
Species: Human Grrl
Hair Color: "unkempt black hair"
Eye Color: "One was blue and the other green" (Umm, no. You are not Yuna)
Special Possesions: A dragon sweatshirt whose hood she likes to put on and off. On and off...
Annoying Origin: She's a thief Folken found on the streets when she was younger. Why didn't you live her there Folken, why?!
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Dilandau is her best friend and acts mushy around her, because she's his 'equal'
Annoying Special Abilities: Has the ability to keep all the Slayers in check, including Dilandau.
Other Annoying Traits: Tends to curse a lot to seem hardened, but just comes off as annoying.
There's actually more then one Sue is this story; there is Tempest's friends that she met while she was on Earth (don't ask). There is Aya, Ellen, Missy, and WhoreAndrea. Seriously, she's a worse Sue then Tempest.
Favorite parts from story:
( What is it with Folken picking up young girls? )
( Tsk tsk, such language... )
( Could I screw-err, sleep with you? )
( That was the only thing Dilandau feared. The Sues. They petrified him. )
( All the Slayers really want is a little booty... )
( Are you sure you want this sort of help building your kingdom Van? )
( I thought Dilandau wasn't supposed to turn into a girl in this fic... )
current mood:  bored
current music: Burn - Three Days Grace
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| Monday, February 23rd, 2004
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10:23 pm
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Sorry about not posting a sue on Saturday and Sunday; both my mom and brother were currently sick, so I was trying to take care of everyone. Aren't I nice? =)
Title: The Prince and the Gangster's daughter (Very original *snerk*)
Author Miscreant: marinaaurora (Ding ding! First warning system activated)
Rating:
Rotten Piscus Juice
Character's Name: Marina Aurora Mayazaki
Species: Human
Hair Color: Not mentioned
Eye Color: Not mentioned
Special Possesions: HITOMI'S pendant (though she claims her grandmother gave to her), a leather bracelet, and loads of angst. Oh, and HITOMI'S spot in the Escaflowne saga.
Annoying Origin: She's the daughter of a gangster family. Everyone, say it together now!: What...the...fuck...
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Has Van acting completely OOC over concern for her.
Annoying Special Abilities: Ability to turn Van into more of stubborn hardheaded jerk then he really is, then switch him to a mushy fool.
Other Annoying Traits: SHE STOLE HITOMI'S FREAKING PLACE IN ESCAFLOWNE!! How more annoying is that?! Canon Rapist!
Favorite parts from story:
( My family didn't like me, but I didn't know why...I didn't do bad things...just not use commas correctly )
( Guess how many paragraphs this should be... )
( He's...SMILING?! How are you and what have you done with the REAL Van?! )
( Silly Bagaldis, they don't want to kill her because she's from the Mystic Moon; it's because she's a Mary Sue! )
( SINGLE TEAR ALERT!! Wah wah wah!! )
( Goth goth goth goth, mushroom mushroom mushroom... )
( I'll kill myself if this is going to be a crossover... )
And this isn't really part of the story, but I just though this reponse to reviews was hilarious.
( Ah, the classic 'Don't read it if you don't like it.' line )
current mood:  tired
current music: Slip Away - Sisé
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| Friday, February 20th, 2004
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12:23 pm
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I checked out http://soupfiction.net/ to see if they had anything to report there. Now I wish I hadn’t. Ow, my brain is bleeding through my ears now. x_X;;
Title: Traveling Soldier (Oh dear lord, smite me now...)
Author Miscreant: VoilesDragonGurl (Anytime there is a misspelling of "girl" I know I’m in trouble)
Rating:
Spilt Piscus Juice
Character's Name: Jessie (I checked the profile, and I’m pretty sure this is the author’s real name >_<;;)
Species: Human
Hair Color: "Her long brown hair was pulled back into a ponytail"
Eye Color: "eyes were a bright, youthful hazel"
Special Possesions: Viole’s letters, and his HEART, AWW! *strikes a spork into the sappiness*
Annoying Origin: The café Viole goes to before heading off to be part of the Dragonslayers
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is Viole’s correspondence back home, and through the letters they fall in the love. (Just like the song goes...*rolls eyes*
Annoying Special Abilities: None
Other Annoying Traits: None that I can really distinguish....
First, let me say that I have nothing against country music, including Dixie Chicks "Traveling Soldier", even though it was played waaaaaaaayyyy too much on the radio (well, at least until that anti-Bush fiasco). But this story is a perfect example of why I stopped writing songfics; the song already has a story to it, and writing a story around it is pointless. Basically all this author did was change the lines of the song to write the story part, and she did a bad job at that too. It seems like a freaking parrot wrote this. >:-O
Also, I suppose Viole could be qualified as a canon Gary Stu, though not much as revealed to his character in the anime. Still, I doubt any of the Dragonslayers would talk like he does (i.e. USING JAPANESE!!)
Parts from first chapter(It’s a song fic *gags* so there is only one chapter):
( Do not put *sighs* in a written letter!! )
( I know he’ll come back; I just know it! )
( He’s in a much better place now, because you’re not there! )
( PUSH HER OFF! )
Dude, she also has a really bad Harry Potter Sue that I’m tempted to report to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) pottersues >:D
current mood:  annoyed
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| Thursday, February 19th, 2004
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9:55 am
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First post, and it's a good one. I was going to start with a Gary Stu, but decided to do this one instead.
Title: We Could Be Friends (How about no?)
Author Miscreant: trick is to keep breathin (please stop though to save the rest of us)
Rating:
Spilled Piscus Juice
Character's Name: Cevena Jade Fanel (Now, wouldn't her name be Japanese? Oh wait, Van has apparently forgotten all about being a King in Fanelia, so he might have chosen the name...but I doubt it. I see way too many H/V children with "Jade" as their middle name, although Japanese don't have middle names...*goes off on a rant*)
Species: Human/Draconian (I suppose the last part is true, since Van IS her father, but they haven't mentioned it yet)
Hair Color: "dark glossy hair"
Eye Color: "shocking, green eyes"
Special Possesions: Uhhh, her CD player? She tends to listen to Angsty, American music on it alot. Oh, and of course Hitomi's pendant. Duh, how else would she get to Gaia?
Annoying Origin: Uhh, well, when two people, like Van and Hitomi, fall in love, they get together and...
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Van and Hitomi's daughter, and suggested by the summary, is going to be Dilandau's TWU WUV!! *gags*
Annoying Special Abilities: None really, unless you count extreme angsting! No? Didn't think so...
Other Annoying Traits: Is a snot nosed brat who doesn't appreciate Hitomi and Van as parents and thinks she's different from every other moody teenager out there. *rolls eyes*
Parts from first chapter(I could only read through that much, though I did scan some of the later chapters):
( What? A Mary Sue that ISN'T perfect? Oh, it's an angsty Sue... )
( I'm not another teenager going through phases! I'm not, I'm not, I'm not! *stomps foot* )
( I just want to fllllllyyyyyy....away from this story.... )
current mood: nauseated
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